on the differences between california and texas lingo

BWP: So when are y'all coming?

Beardsy: (incredulous) DID YOU JUST SAY Y'ALL?!?

BWP: Yeah, so? Don't people in California say y'all?

Beardsy: NO!

BWP: Well then what the hell do you say when you're referring to a group of people?

Beardsy: "Hey jerks"

on being mentally unstable

BWP: Have you read White Noise? I am right now and it's really good so far. In other news, I'm horribly depressed.

Clover: I have! It's really good. In other news, I'm broke and my life has no meaning!

BWP: God we're sad. We're like Winona and Angelina in Girl, Interrupted. You're Angelina because you're hotter and also a sociopath. I'm Winona because I have lesbian hair and a generally unpleasant disposition.