On Being a Southern Girl?

BWP: Omg beardsy i almost ran iumo a wall. Gasoline smells nice. White trash problem7

On Services Provided by Google

BWP: Clover. Why does tequila exist? Why does Gmail save Gchat conversations? WHY AM I READING?

On Educating Others

"maybe is yes in swahili"

On Bullying Others

"Whatever leprobhaun! I just fought a guy!"

On Lame Parties

"youre still there? eating goldfish? welcome to sesame street"

On Impaired Vision

"can you jell i typed this w one eye open only like cyclops"