Tuesday, May 19, 2009

On Impressing Strangers

Friend: CLOVER.  I made out with my ex last night.  She's a whore.  I may have herpes.

Clover: I just showed your text to a dude I just met to prove I had the Funniest Friends In The World, but now I think I just proved I have whore friends with possible herpes.
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  1. Textual HealingMay 19, 2009 at 4:45 AM

    Okay I definitely know who the text is from because I got a similar one. It made my night. My whole life, even.

    - bwp

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  2. RahulMay 19, 2009 at 9:14 AM

    Sexy.

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