Tuesday, May 19, 2009

On Impressing Strangers

Friend: CLOVER.  I made out with my ex last night.  She's a whore.  I may have herpes.

Clover: I just showed your text to a dude I just met to prove I had the Funniest Friends In The World, but now I think I just proved I have whore friends with possible herpes.


  1. Okay I definitely know who the text is from because I got a similar one. It made my night. My whole life, even.

    - bwp