Wednesday, June 10, 2009

On housesitting for your Ex

Ex: Found some princess panties here.  Are they yours?

Clover: I don't think so.  I did all my laundry at [redacted's] and princess monogram doesn't sound familiar.  I had some pillow fights with Amber Heard while you were away so I'll ask her.

Ex: White with pink letters.  Maybe I'll just eat them.

Clover: Those are definitely Amber's.  And she just said she definitely wants you to eat them.

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