Clover: I went to the D & A show at the New Mart this afternoon and was inspired by these boots with shiny old fashioned buttons and decided my new look should be Sexy Confederate Soldier. I felt like you would be behind this.
Male Friend: Wow, I guess I'll have to oust Stonewall Jackson, my long-standing Sexy Confederate posterboy. If you can work in a long gray beard somewhere you got the gig.
Clover: Stonewall? And here I thought you liked to hate cum on Ulysses S. Grant's face. Shows what I know.
Male Friend: Now I gotta jerk off to that. Thanks a lot!
Clover: No no. Go back to antebellum hoop skirts with no panties underneath and delicate fainting at the sight of large "members".
Male Friend: Too late I just bukkaked a 50 dollar bill.